i get jokes

Mr. Hard-to-get-along-with – Victoria, BC

I love “I have no words” because you’re saying “I can’t think of any words to say, but it is absolutely imperative that I still say four”

scarlet-cross:
average british man

pillow princess (honorific)

chaos agent at the focus group when they were taste-testing Fry’s Mint Cream chocolates:

“make it taste like fuckin’ shit! make it the waxiest chocolate known to man! I want it so waxy that advent calendar chocolates would blush”

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

occasional posts from users

Wishing my goth followers a very pleasant double xp event

“apparently there’s this thread where bisexual people are demanding reparations–”

[holds up this totebag]