i get jokes

Mr. Hard-to-get-along-with – Victoria, BC

September 10, 2021

pregnantseinfeld:

gonzosestrangedbrother:

ci-boy-o:

pregnantseinfeld:

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

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I was born an identical twin shortly after 911, my mum is CONVINCED me and my sister are the twin towers reincarnate

HUH

September 10, 2021

suppermariobroth:
“Footage from a 2002 promotional event for Super Mario Sunshine in San Francisco, where Nintendo of America partnered up with restaurant chain Buca di Beppo to construct a bowl of 13,000 pounds of spaghetti, inside which Nintendo...

suppermariobroth:

Footage from a 2002 promotional event for Super Mario Sunshine in San Francisco, where Nintendo of America partnered up with restaurant chain Buca di Beppo to construct a bowl of 13,000 pounds of spaghetti, inside which Nintendo products like GameCubes and copies of Super Mario Sunshine were hidden.

All visitors over the age of 13 that attended the event wearing Mario or Luigi costumes were given the chance to enter the pasta to search for the prizes.

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