i get jokes

Mr. Hard-to-get-along-with – Victoria, BC

July 13, 2014

cannonball-tcomb:

Don’t scam nerdy teens leave em alone

Here are some easier ways to con tumblr kids out of $17,000:

  • I spit coffee all over my keyboard and I need money to replace it
  • I’m literally crying right now and I need $17,000 for Kleenex
  • I can’t breathe, dfgdgfhdfghdf, and I need lung surgery to correct it
  • I can’t even, and I need $17,000 so I can even
  • I’m in the compact sedan fandom and I need $17,000 to buy a new Toyota Carolla
  • I need money “because reasons”