fuckyeahdirknowitzki:

Not even kidding. he was our french sub today and he doesn’t know French at all and he’s really chill so he gave us a super easy worksheet then just showed us weird videos and talked about weird stuff.. but I was like ” Teach us German so I can speak to my future husband Dirk.” and he was like…

A distressingly sincere account of somebody’s student-teacher NBA fantasy, found on the Victoria tumblr tag