Bearing down…

Upset with Gary & Elaine’s newer, more modern decor, the mama bear made a dramatic play for their attention.
We need a true patriot in the White House, like the ketchup bottle at this Denny’s. (via @nickwiger)
Ludacris disses Drake, Big Sean over hashtag rap (by NMAWorldEdition)
Ro Duh Nee Ching?
(via Jack)
@pattonoswalt: Forgot I did this. I stayed absolutely motionless in the opening scene from a KING OF QUEENS episode. EERIE: bit.ly/txbcVP
“Start at about :34 and watch until the 2:52 mark or so. The last part, spied from the kitchen at a distance, is especially brilliant.” (via Nerdist)
Kermit the Frog interviewed on CBC’s Studio Q
This could get meshi
(via balloonimal)
This woman kicked a police officer in the dick and then posed for a stellar mugshot. Someone find me her eharmony profile so I can call dibs.

Upset with Gary & Elaine’s newer, more modern decor, the mama bear made a dramatic play for their attention.
(via flight001)