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Mr. Hard-to-get-along-with – Victoria, BC

September 22, 2014

September 22, 2014

elevators:

if I was in Canada on October 2nd you bet your bippy I’d be at the Jon Dore / Stop Podcasting Yourself live show because those are the two best things we have as Canadians

…but I’ll be in Tokyo because I have given myself refugee status until mandarin oranges are in season and high waisted shorts are not

September 22, 2014

if I was in Canada on October 2nd you bet your bippy I’d be at the Jon Dore / Stop Podcasting Yourself live show because those are the two best things we have as Canadians

September 20, 2014

My peers are getting married and starting families because they want an excuse to buy a dart board or a rider mower

September 16, 2014

funny thing about the male gaze is that most women don’t know 10% of how bad it is. if you turn around and i can’t see your butt, you better believe i’m staring at the backs of your knees