nah but dude this time the lyrics are “my behind is playin’ tricks on me”
for Christmas I will personally make a Call of Duty headshot montage to the Drowning Pool song of your choice
dim those friday night lights
for that friday night skype
skype’s your favorite blue website, right?
it’s an internet phone thing to chat with the homies
some of my old friends
and new cats that don’t know me
i wished on a shooting star that my co-workers would constantly bring fish for lunch and eat it right next to me
*tennis ball lands next to a vacuum cleaner* “That’s it! I could….. suck the titties!”
*throwing a tennis ball against the wall, thinking of what I could do to some titties*
my wrist is all blue from this raw denim mousepad
heh…… If You Can’t Take The Jeans Stay Out Of The Kitchen!!!!