- girl: we even finish each others s-
- guy: quaaaaaaaaaaad FLOCKA
my eyes are really dry and *The Knife voice* I haven’t slept in several daaaayyys
welcome to Hell Earth! around here we just call it Earth for short.
Dashcon West would just be a car show with tattooed women eating pizza. There would be an irony panel and live music by Migos.
aesthetic corner: very pale white man in adidas tracksuit and geordi laforge visor is flanked by two palm trees as he dances like the characters in jet set radio future. you can get your picture taken with him or he’ll give you his autograph, which is a combination of japanese and emoji
Don’t scam nerdy teens leave em alone
Here are some easier ways to con tumblr kids out of $17,000:
- I spit coffee all over my keyboard and I need money to replace it
- I’m literally crying right now and I need $17,000 for Kleenex
- I can’t breathe, dfgdgfhdfghdf, and I need lung surgery to correct it
- I can’t even, and I need $17,000 so I can even
- I’m in the compact sedan fandom and I need $17,000 to buy a new Toyota Carolla
- I need money “because reasons”
mmm baby this selection of crudités us making my appetite sooooo whet