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Mr. Hard-to-get-along-with – Victoria, BC

September 2, 2014

When your wallet breaks in the middle of the night, on an acrid street in southeast Asia; the dim light of a vendor peddling duplicitous leather goods will be your sole bastion. Enter: HORSE the brand.

When your wallet breaks in the middle of the night, on an acrid street in southeast Asia; the dim light of a vendor peddling duplicitous leather goods will be your sole bastion. Enter: HORSE the brand.

September 1, 2014

it would be wild to see that ice bucket poured over pharrell’s big hat haha be sure to follow me at @topicaljokes4u2day and buy my book, out this fall on buttlunch press

August 31, 2014

[my blog supervisor calls me into her office]
How does a man who looks like a cross between Edward Snowden and Shrek get so few notes in 2013? Haven’t you been taking pictures of drinks?
Uh, isn’t that mostly for gir—
Don’t you DARE talk about gender roles. Have you learned nothing? I want to see twenty drink photos by Halloween. okay? can you manage that?
Well I mostly just drink water, but if—
Just get out of my office.