I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT
- girl: we even finish each others s-
- guy: quaaaaaaaaaaad FLOCKA
my eyes are really dry and *The Knife voice* I haven’t slept in several daaaayyys
welcome to Hell Earth! around here we just call it Earth for short.
Dashcon West would just be a car show with tattooed women eating pizza. There would be an irony panel and live music by Migos.
aesthetic corner: very pale white man in adidas tracksuit and geordi laforge visor is flanked by two palm trees as he dances like the characters in jet set radio future. you can get your picture taken with him or he’ll give you his autograph, which is a combination of japanese and emoji