Sit rep. Hide the kids and pets, we got cis-hets on the ship’s deck.
me and some big-breast cis-hets caused distress with our piss tests
i’m a big threat to you cis-hets when i get your bitch wet in those fishnets
In the gazebo eating risotto in a rebozo. I mean, no homo, but yolo
I invited dril to my birthday party, he probably won’t show but we filled a bunch of water balloons with cop piss just in case