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Mr. Hard-to-get-along-with – Victoria, BC

December 15, 2018

sick-cado-bro:
“ ‘Cado Bros- Sorry I’ve been incommuni’CADO for so long. I just got a notice from the tumblr bros that it’s the 7th(!) anniversary of ‘Cadoed! and felt that it was long past time for a new post. Can you believe it’s been so...

sick-cado-bro:

‘Cado Bros- Sorry I’ve been incommuni’CADO for so long. I just got a notice from the tumblr bros that it’s the 7th(!) anniversary of ‘Cadoed! and felt that it was long past time for a new post. Can you believe it’s been so long?!?

‘Cados have come so far in the past seven years- Did you know that white people of all colors now regularly mash up ‘cados, spread them onto toasted bread, and charge upwards of $12? What a time to be avocado- I mean, alive!

Anycado, it’s chilly out, which means it’s peak hoodie season, which means that it’s prime ‘Cado-ing time. So, enjoy the above pic of the trophy I recently won at the 2018 AvoPro Seniors Tournament and make sure to ‘Cado a loved one this holiday season. 

See you in another 7 years! 

-Abe Vocado