i get jokes

Mr. Hard-to-get-along-with – Victoria, BC

August 31, 2014

[my blog supervisor calls me into her office]
How does a man who looks like a cross between Edward Snowden and Shrek get so few notes in 2013? Haven’t you been taking pictures of drinks?
Uh, isn’t that mostly for gir—
Don’t you DARE talk about gender roles. Have you learned nothing? I want to see twenty drink photos by Halloween. okay? can you manage that?
Well I mostly just drink water, but if—
Just get out of my office.